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Sims - Harley's LJ Update


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Truly I am a witty bitch...

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Sims - Harley's LJ Update

On the off chance you haven't yet...

Do us a favor and friend my Author Journal jae_christopher so you can keep abreast (heh "breast") of my already published and upcoming work, yes?

And if you don't mind? Send everyone (or at least most of everyone) you know over there and lovingly suggest (or forcefully force, I'm not about to tell you how to deal with your people) they maybe buy some of said work.

They're super cheap! Slap 'em on your Kindle and read 'em whenever you get around to it! Think about how nice it'll be to be able to say, when I've broken ground as The Next Big Thing, "I knew him when"!

I'll even let you accompany me to a red carpet or something. Introduce you to Ed Asner (is he dead...? On the off chance he is, Walter Matthau...no he's definitely dead...choose your own aging male actor. I'll introduce you to that guy)!

Shamlessly self-promotingly yours,