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Jason's House O' Random
Sarcasm is just ONE of the services I offer...
Created on 2003-10-06 20:46:20 (#1373610), last updated 2009-12-14
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Basic Info Bio
I'm blunt, opinionated, rude, and more than willing to make you cry if you push me too far. I'm also kind, generous, funny, and more tha willing to bend over backwards six times at once for you if you can prove to me you're worth it.
Which side of the fence are you gonna stand on?
I warn you that my journal contains healthy amounts of me saying odd and stupid things, lots of talk of sex and porn (alot...a whole lot...you should see what goes on under THAT filter), and alot of ranting about things that matter and things that don't matter at all. Sometimes I entertain, sometimes I inform, sometimes I bare more of myself than even *I* think is necessary. There. Now you can't say I didn't prepare you before the storm.
My life is a turbulent little psychodrama and if you want to get the bullet points, you can read this post that contains 50 things about me that you probably didn't know, but will once you read said post.
In a effort to show you the kind of weirdness you can expect from me, I shall insult you and then offer to make you a drink. I'm fickle like that.
There we go.
The Glitter Bandit!!!
(Yes, I AM a little crazy...why do you ask?)
Buffy the Vampire Slayer is love
Because Margaret Cho is Love
/End transmission.
Buffy colourbar not made by me...in fact...brutally swiped from someone I dunno who didn't have a link the the originator. If you happen across this and you made it, drop me a line I'll credit you.
ConnectInterests (134):
80's music, absolutely fabulous, action figures, aeon flux, alice in wonderland, anal sex, ancient egypt, anderson cooper, angel, animals, animation, anime, anita blake, art, australia, bacchus, big band, black, books, buffy the vampire slayer, candy, capricorns, cartoons, charmed, cheeseburgers, chinese food, christmas, cock, cock rings, collecting stuff, comedy, comics, computers, cooking, custom action figures, digimon, dionysus, dogs, dragons, eating, eddie izzard, edgar allan poe, electronics, eliza dushku, ellen degeneres, excalibur, fantasy, fhqwhgads, final fantasy, food, gay, ghosts, greek myths, guitars, halloween, homestarrunner.com, horror, horror films, house, hugh laurie, internet, jack the ripper, jason mraz, kathy griffin, king of the hill, kingdom hearts, laurell k. hamilton, liquid television, mad tv, manga, margaret cho, marvel comics, marvel legends, masturbation, matt dusk, men, michael brandon, microheroes, micros, monty python, movies, muppets, muscials, muscles, music, mystery science theatre 3000, mythology, native americans, new york city, nightcrawler, no doubt, non-sleeping, oral sex, orgasms, oz, photography, pizza, poetry, porn, pornography, prince alberts, ps2, reading, retro cartoons, sailor moon, sarcasm, scary go round, sex, sexuality, sour patch kids, south park, street fighter, superheroes, swing music, swords, tales from the crypt, tattoos, television, terry pratchett, the 80's, the simpsons, the sims, the sims 2, theatre, tomb raider, tormenting foe, toybiz, twisted toyfare theatre, twizzlers, vampires, video games, werewolves, writing, x-men
External Services:
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 | It changes, email me and ask |  |
 | fuzzy_blue_elf82@yahoo.com | |
 | pleather69@hotmail.com | LJ Messenger Status: offline |
Schools:
P.S. 003 - Bedford Village School - Brooklyn, NY (1988 - 1992)Jolly Elementary School - Clarkston, GA (1992 - 1994)
Miller Grove Middle School - Decatur, GA (1994 - 1996)
Redan High School - Stone Mountain, GA (1996 - 2000)
Xavier Institute for Higher Learning - North Salem, NY (2000 - present)
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