Me: Y'know, that's something I could never do...date a cop.
Den: Yeah, I know. I could never date someone who's job put them in the face of danger.
Den: (deadpan) So Darkwing Duck is completely out.
Me: (laughs uncontrollably for three minutes)
He is the most accidentally hilarious motherfucker on this planet...
November 29th, 2012