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Really? REALLY?!

Exchange that occurred in the living room as I sat and watched Friday the 13th VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan.

Me: (looks up from book as the movie nears it's end. I often read while I watch tv. It's called "multitasking". Look it up!) Ugh. This is why this movie is the worst one. River of toxic waste under New York City. Honestly.

Chris: ........that happens?

Me: What? Wait...are...are you asking me if there is a river of toxic waste that flows under New York City?

Chris: Mmhmm.

Me: (beat, flatly) No.

He's not a stupid man (I have to tell myself that in order to stave off the crippling depression of the opposite being true), but sometimes he asks me things with such...innocent sincerity, I can't even make jokes.

It would be like kicking a puppy.

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it's the only one i have a really hard time watching! and that's saying a lot, 'cause most of them are godawful. i love them, but that one is so bad it's not even good bad. it's just... bad.

I changed the channel when "Jason Goes To Hell" was coming up next. Those two are the two that just...bug me for some reason.

My favourites are the ones with Telekinetic Tina (for NO reason!) and Guy Who Is Not Jason, But Super Pissed Off And Dresses Like Him While Killing Teenagers.

Those are some fun movies right there.

But seriously...motherfucker asked me if New York has a river of toxic waste under it. Bitch, when you met me did I look deformed?!

.....wait...am I being insulted?!

'Jason Goes To Hell'?

This is a movie title that exists and was made?

Oh my.

All I wanted out of that movie is for them to handle -all- the deaths, on and off-screen, with a little more sanity.

It's the Jason equivalent of 'Star Trek: Voyager'.

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